I'm just another band obsessed teenage girl that decided she needed a tumblr, but what's new?
I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL
Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between.
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL
THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY
things to say during sex part 593:
- ah the scalene triangle
- do you bite your thumb at me sir
- can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars
- the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
- normal dirty talk, but with lots of sarcastic “airquotes”
- 'i see what you did there'
If only this was real. Sigh.